Few Jokes

*One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”….Next day he received a hundred letters…They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

*A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!!!!

*Girls are like internet domain names…the ones I like are already taken…

“Height of confidence: Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane..After they sat, They were informed that the plane is made by their students..All of them ran and got out of plane except one..People asked him the reason..He said,”If it’s made by my students it will not even start.”